Whitney. Texas. Butthead. Lover of hot dads, pizza, sleep, and cats. Amazing at making guys think that I'll actually send them nudes.

 

Anonymous asked
You have the most perfect butt ever.

Oh shucks.

When life gets tough, buy more panties.

I only work out so I can eat Taco Bell daily oops

halfheartedheroine:

edwardspoonhands:

Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill themselves.

There has to be reasonable belief that a crime is currently being committed or is about to be committed for the police to enter private property.

Oh.

dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

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