Whitney. Texas. Butthead. Sass master. Lover of pizza, sleep, and cats. Amazing at making guys think that I'll actually send them nudes.

 

kayinnasaki:

How sad do you have to be anyways where you think “Man, I should show my dick to this girl, I bet she totally wants to see that” like literally saying your whole worth and value is your shitty little cock that half the fucking planet has. Wow you have a dick congratulations you’re so fucking special too bad the rest of you is apparently fucking garbage

"So here Whitney. Marry a man who makes a lot of money. And make them believe they are brilliant, when really you’re the brilliant one."

Anonymous asked
I make lots of money. Heyyy.

Hmu

"Whitney. Marry a nerd. They’ll end up making lots of money"
“Yea Whitney. Don’t worry about if you love them or not just worry about how much money they make”

zeldac0re:

I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school